W magazine had a fun feature in their December, 2011 issue that poked fun at people who over do beauty and cosmetic treatments. (The illustrations Melanie Teppich are playful and definitely worth a look.)
Eyeagra Latissima(eye-AG-ra la-TEES-ee-muh)Fixation on making eyelashes appear thick and erect at all times.Symptoms: Addiction to prescription Latisse or other eyelash“conditioners”; frequent reapplication of mascara. Often diagnosed in tandem with Red Carpet Face—a perma-squint resulting from lids being weighed down with copious amounts of lash.
Botoxia(bow-TOX-ee-ah)Obsessive need for frequent injections of botulinum toxin into one’s face in an attempt to be as smooth and wrinkle-free as a fiberglass statue.Symptom: Confusing actual skin with that depicted in magazines.
Check out all the different beauty disorders here.
Image from W magazine